Karu ja rebane olid metsas seenel.
Rebane korjas söögiseeni ja karu kärbseseeni.
Rebane hakkas karuga mölisema: ''Mida sa teed?! Need on ju kärbseseened!''
Karu: ''Mul on jumala pohhui kelle seened need on!''

Mr Knott and Mr Watt on the Phone

Hello?
Who's calling?
Watt.
What's your name?
Watt's my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John what?
Yes.
... I'll call on you this afternoon.
All right, are you Jones?
No, I'm Knott.
Will you tell me your name, then?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt. Knott.
What?